求爱指南

　　An animated look at the 11 essential steps to make the pilgrim's progess from finding a woman to making love to her. Along the way, our prototypical man gets advice about her eyes, her hair, her neck, her nostrils (and how they will flare as she becomes excited), the kiss, disrobing her (be subtle yet have authority), the hug, her nipples, and kinky accessories. At every turn, even as the exultant strains of Handel's Hallelujah Chorus signal that success is upon him, there are dangers and pitfalls. The journey requires steely resolve.

夸张至极，忍不住要笑，但是还是要害羞一下，哈哈。美国人猥琐得很直接，配音很赞，感觉像听了安妮海瑟薇在某部电影里兼职打的色情电话一样，情欲张狂的声音，难怪phone sex有市场啊。

How to Kiss姐妹篇。求爱程序：how to find a woman。the eyes。the hair。the neck。the nostrils。the kiss。disrobing。hugging。the nipples。kinky accessories。sex

Plot Keywords: Kiss | Love | Sex | Breasts | Independent Film